Hi #benisback #eating #crackerssss

Hi #benisback #eating #crackerssss


Cake

thugash:

hemmoan:

iT’S IN TIME THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER


thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via pizza)


bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(via hotboyproblems)


jneeee:

Day 10: Book stack.

jneeee:

Day 10: Book stack.

(via loveaffairwiththelibrary)



batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

(via joshpeck)


elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

lava-is-soft:

Vegetabowls 

If you put watermelon inside that watermelon bowl you could recreate “it’s a watermelón inside a watermelohhhhn”

(via all-fandoms-assemble)


absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

(via fuckttractive)


(x)

(via singingklaine)